1879-1935, American Humorist, Actor
One revolution is like one cocktail, it just gets you organized for the next.
Will Rogers – [Revolutions and Revolutionaries]
Our public men are speaking every day on something, but they ain't saying anything.
Will Rogers – [Speakers and Speaking]
Pain is such an uncomfortable feeling that even a tiny amount of it is enough to ruin every enjoyment.
Will Rogers – [Pain]
People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide.
Will Rogers – [Law Suits]
Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.
Will Rogers – [Politicians and Politics]
Politics is not worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.
Will Rogers – [Politicians and Politics]
So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
Will Rogers – [Gossip]
Strangers are just friends I haven't met yet.
Will Rogers – [Friends and Friendship]
The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr.
Will Rogers – [Taxes and Taxation]
The Income Tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.
Will Rogers – [Taxes and Taxation]
The main thing about being a hero is to know when to die.
Will Rogers – [Heroes and Heroism]
The more you read and observe about this politics thing, the more you've got to admit that each party's worse than the other. The one that's out always looks the best.
Will Rogers – [Politicians and Politics]
The nation is prosperous on the whole, but how much prosperity is there in a hole?
Will Rogers – [Debt]
The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.
Will Rogers – [Taxes and Taxation]
The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.
Will Rogers – [Gossip]
The person with the best job in the country is the vice president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ''How is the president?''
Will Rogers – [Work]
The reason political party platforms are so long is that when you straddle anything it takes a long time to explain it.
Will Rogers – [Politicians and Politics]
The Republicans have their splits right after election and Democrats have theirs just before an election.
Will Rogers – [Elections]
The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
Will Rogers – [Memory]
The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
Will Rogers – [Politicians and Politics]
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